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Full Marks Hidden Marriage: Pick Up a Son, Get a Free Husband
by Jiong Jiong You Yao
After five years, Ning Xi returned to the place that had pushed her away — home. With a sister who turned her parents against her and made her childhood sweetheart betray her, the odds seemed grey.However, five years abroad had changed her, and she came home to fulfil her childhood dream of becoming an actress. Despite her evil sister still out to get her, tables will be turned. One day, after falling into one of her sister's schemes, she saves an adorable kid and found herself staying at his ho…
Infinite Wealth System: Crazy Tasks, Insane Rewards!
by Reaper_XXD
Betrayed by love. Crushed by poverty. Left bleeding in an alley by the rich elite.Jayden Cole was once a rich kid like every lucky child in Cloudbridge City—until his father was accused of a crime he didn't commit, had his properties stripped, and was jailed. Jayden ended up as a mere delivery boy with a broken past, just trying to make ends meet and take care of his girlfriend—who later betrayed him with the son of the man who accused his father.On the day he experienced the most shocking betra…
My Pick Up Artist System
by SamsaraWithWords
"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]"You’re forcing me to die!” Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness a…
Super Insane Doctor of the Goddess
by Shi Nian Ying Huo
"Rascal, I'm going out to do something, so I can't take care of you any more. You can go down the mountain and have fun. But if you can't find someone who matches your Innate Pure Yang Body in three years, you're finished!"These were the last words the old man, who was Yang Luo's teacher, threw to him before he vanished. Meanwhile, having mastered most of his master's skills, Yang Luo went down the mountain and took his first step into civilization for the first time in years. With his unparalle…
Level Up Legacy
by MellowGuy
[You Leveled Up!][You have learned a new rune.]Arthur Silvera's world just glitched. His mysterious new 'Legacy' is transforming him – a nobody – into the ultimate stat-absorbing, rune-crafting powerhouse. But is this power a gift... or an unmanageable curse?In a world of magic-infused tech, Arthur must master his abilities to survive. Monstrous dungeons, mech-powered guilds, and realms beyond imagining await… but with a Legacy this broken, the whole system might just come crashing down around h…
Level up Zombie
by JKSManga
Zain Talen, your average college slacker, was busy skipping class to go play a new video game he had just bought, when a strange woman came running his way. Before he could get out of the way she collided with him. Quickly picking herself up she ran away leaving behind a pendant. Without knowing where she went Zain pocketed it and decided to look for her after his gaming session. During his binge, he heard it.*Bang*Bang*BangHis door was assaulted with the banging of someone who sounded desperate…
After Transmigration, I Picked Up A Husband and Daughter
by KoiLuna
An unexpected transmigration and upon opening her eyes, she encountered a sleazy man trying to take advantage. Considering Su Yu was the heir of medical studies, proficient in multiple martial arts. How could she endure such a great shame? Just as she was about to show some of her moves, someone heroically came to her rescue, though he was somewhat disabled, his good looks were undeniable.With nowhere else to go, Su Yu naturally had to offer herself in return. It was just a limp, and it happened…
Picked Up A Husband For Farming
by Wuxia
The miracle doctor, Xu Qing, accidentally fell into the water and died. When she opened her eyes again, she found herself having transmigrated into a farming novel. Then, she felt excruciating pain in the lower half of her body. Xu Qing looked down in disbelief. As a thirty-year-old unmarried single woman, she was in the midst of giving birth to a child! Staring at the three babies who were barely breathing, Xu Qing almost went mad. Why did she suddenly become a mother of three? Her father excla…
The Wife I Picked Up Is Too Fierce
by Waiting For The Wind
When Feng Qing was born, she was sold to a couple from the mountains due to the hospital’s negligence . Sixteen years later, her biological parents brought her home from a small mountain village, she thought her life would better, but it did not. Not only did she not get love from her parents, her substitute sister made her blind. In the end, her parents married her off to an old man in his fifties. On her wedding day, Feng Qing escaped from the hotel with strings of bodyguards chasing after her…
Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!
by The Enlightened Master Crouching Cow
Fifty years ago, Dragon City transmigrated to the Other World. Alone in the world, they lifted the banner of Earth’s civilization and fought against the terrifying forces of the Other World.And in the end, Dragon City was destroyed. Then, Meng Chao was reborn after Dragon City was destroyed, and he returned to the time fifty years after Dragon City transmigrated to the Other World. But he was not alone, he returned with a system named Kindling, who told him that he can become stronger if he cont…
Picking Up Beautiful Girls In The Post-Apocalyptic World!
by D_RegalInsomniac
What do you do when you're a loser who is suddenly called the saviour of the world!? You use it as an opportunity to take charge of your own life while picking up cute girls along the way!Han Luo is just that kind of person, a perverted loser who is suddenly told he is the saviour of the world."what do you mean I'm the only one!? cant you see I'm a loser!?""If you want to kill me then you are going to have to work for it! My life isn't that cheap!"Join Han Luo on his journey through the post-apo…
Level Up: Voidwalker
by NegansPalace
In a world where ancient magic has been resurrected. Atlas, an orphan from Earth, finds himself transmigrated into the body of a child and possesses the rare Void Magic. Harboring such power, he’ll walk the path of becoming stronger and stand free in the sky above all existence!The tale of the Legendary Void Walker is about to begin!Super Gift = three extra chapters.
Wait! How Did The Stray Dog I Picked Up Turn Into A Man?!
by Byul_Byre
Micheal has had the worst luck ever since he was born. And that bad luck seemed to follow him even till adulthood. What could someone who was in his early 30s hope to accomplish when nothing ever seemed to be going well for him?He hated everyone and everything. He felt betrayed and hated by the universe itself. But even as he sought to end his own miserable life, he still took compassion on the wounded stray dog he found on the roadside and took it home.But who would’ve thought he would find a g…
Xianxia: My Disciples are Insane!
by Baby Rush
After transmigrating through ten years and silently registering his name at the Shanmen for ten years, the system finally issued Ye Changge his first task: to take in some disciples! Disciple One: A very ordinary mortal who carries an axe every day, cutting down trees, carrying water, and usually eats ordinary food. A few years later, Disciple One left the mountain and destroyed the sky and earth as well as shattered the heavens with a slash of his axe... Disciple Two: born evil and with the app…
Picking Up Attributes From Today
by Panda Reunion
In Heaven's Vault Continent, Colossal Dragons, Titans, Beast People, Fairies, Magical Beasts, and other races reign supreme!Humans are treated like slaves and lowlifes, while Dragon People act all high and mighty and consider themselves nobility!However, a new addition will rock the boat and overturn the status quo!His name is Meng Lei, and he is a human from Earth that transmigrated to become a... villager! Or so he thought, as he had yet to unlock The Most Powerful Pickup System!"Ding! Dropped…
Cultivation starts with picking up attributes
by Ryuma_sama
Tian Shen was your average unordinary guy—living a monotonous life. One day, fate (or rather, Truck-kun) decided to grant his wish… by sending him flying into another world at 120 km/h.When he woke up again, he found himself in the body of an outer disciple of the Beast Taming Sect. His talent? Nonexistent. His reputation? Of a molester’s. Just when he thought he was doomed to be cannon fodder, a golden screen appeared before him.『Ding! Congratulations, Host! You have activated the Attribute Sys…
Reverend Insanity
by Gu Zhen Ren
Der Dämon ist mit seinen drei grundlegenden Ansichten* ungerechtfertigt und wird wiedergeboren.Ein alter Traum in den alten Tagen, ein neuer Autor mit demselben Namen.Eine alte Geschichte über einen Zeitreisenden, der ständig wiedergeboren wurde.Eine exzentrische Welt, die Gu anbaut, kultiviert und benutzt.Die Frühlings-Herbst-Zikade, das Mondschein-Gu, der Likör-Wurm, der Umfassende Goldene Licht-Wurm, das Feine Schwarze Haar-Gu, das Hoffnungs-Gu. . . . . .Und ein unvergleichlicher großer Dämon…
Forest Ranger, starting from Picking Up a Lynx Girl
by Cold Tofu Jelly
After successfully graduating with a master's degree and passing the civil service exam, Chen Ying returns to his hometown's Forestry Bureau to become a wildlife rescuer.He thought his daily work would just involve saving animals and petting all sorts of furry creatures, but ever since he saved a leopard and her two cubs, his life has become incredibly busy.No one told him that the leopard's best friend was a giant panda!And that giant panda was pregnant with twins and couldn't eat bamboo becaus…
ABSOLUTE INSANITY: A forbidden bond
by Saa_Mohd
★DARK ROMANCE★^WARNING 18+,^In a world dominated by organized crime and ruthless power struggles, a tangled web of trauma, revenge, and forbidden passion unfolds.Katya Volkov, the stunning but vulnerable daughter of the Russian Mafia's feared right-hand man, has endured a childhood of unrelenting brutality and neglect. Growing up, Katya was repeatedly tormented by her father's resentment, leaving her emotionally shattered and unloved.However, Katya's life was about to take a much darker turn. Ro…
Picking Up Girls With Game Exploits! (Yuri)
by LuoirM
Additional Tags: Femcel/Perverted FMC - MMORPG - Female Harem - High BIQ MC - Game Elements—Cory, a young adult who spent 23 hours of her days online and milking the legendary PC game [Darkmoon Adventure] until its last drop of content, knew exactly what she had to do when the VR version dropped and immersion was greater than ever.“I can finally touch boobs! Mufwehehe…”Though, for such a groundbreaking invention in the modern gaming world, shall come great threats of other skillful players, game…